Me and my chap went to the gym the other day. Just for a quick swim and to sit in a jacuzzi so we were only in there for about an hour or so. When we re-met in the corridor outside the changing rooms on the way out he said to me 'You're never going to believe this; I've lost a sock.' And, sure enough, when he lifted his trouser legs one ankle was bare. 'I had two when I went in there and one has just disappeared,' he said in tones of complete bemusement. 'I looked everywhere. This is getting ridiculous.' The poor guy has reached some kind of acceptance that the socks at home don't stay in pairs for more than a week but to lose one in less than an hour? It was clearly another level of sock loss. I thought it might turn up in his trousers but no, it never came back. What's all that about then? black with red/yellow stripey heel and toe